From Russia, With (Faux Lesbian) Love

Since the Winter Olympics are wrapping up, I thought I'd share my favorite Russian "thing" of all time.  That's not to say there aren't a lot of great things and people that the country has produced, but this is my personal number one.

What Are They Thinking?

The following picture, taken by a journalist who is in Sochi to cover the Winter Olympics, is straight out of my nightmares.  

Do you think this is a new competition?  Are the chairs for the judges?  Can you score more than a number one or a number two?